Quotes

“There’s this 13-year-old kid from Pittsburgh. He comes up to us and goes, ‘I’m stalking you, dude, and when you reach the peak of your success, I’m going to kill you.’ Then, during the show, he’s down in the front telling Mike that he wants to ‘rape his soul!’ I think that’s cool, but he probably needs to chill out a bit.”

“I love to hear the crowd sing along. It gives me the biggest hardon. Of course, that means I have an erection for a whole hour every night. [to Phoenix] I hit your bass with my dick last night. I still got the bruise.”

“You know what? People are so polite about taking my stuff that I gave it to them.”

“I’m braver than him, I take it like a man.”

“I can’t actually classify my sexuality because I check out males and females. I can be aroused by either sex or what not, so I don’t see myself as a hetrosexual man or a homosexual man. I’m just Chester!”

“I can’t wait to get out there and bring it every night and destroy everything in our path.”

“Why am I so hot, I don’t know, my mamma and daddy made me, I guess I got the good genes I suppose”

“You know, sign an autograph and get a hot dog, you know that kind of stuff?”

“It doesn’t matter anymore how good our music is, we’re old which means we might not be cool anymore”
From LPTV Exclusive #12

“MANJAPAN!!!”

“Digeridooooo…that’s my digeridoo noise”

“Are you going to play the reading or leeds festival..on august 7? speak slowly and precisely… I can’t understand you!!!!!!!”

“I’ve got a fuckin BUG BITE ON MY ASS!!!”

“Shove nu metal up your as”

“Rob will drive himself insane and he’ll play for 10 hours and then he goes home and dreams about drums, he eats with drumsticks and so on.”

“I’m just a regular guy, you know? There’s no leotard and cape under my clothes. I shit, I piss, I drink too much and throw up, just like everybody else.”

“We give caresses after kicking your asses”

“I had just gotten into that comfortable place, and you stuck that thing in my face and I’m like…fucking jerk! and now I hate you.”

“You wanna play ping-pong camera?… Okay, lets go!”

“I’ve always kinda wanted a tattoo, but I knew I had to wait until I was 18 or my dad would kick my ass.”

“Here, Mike, this is what you need.”
*Hands mike a SEX FOR DUMMIES book*

“I don’t know what all this on the wall is, but I’m sure they’ll bring out the art soon.”

“Fifty years from now… I see myself as old, and fat. Like, one of those skinny fat guys. Skinny legs and arms, and then this one big belly. Yeah, that’d be pretty cool.”

“Nobody’s yelled at him yet. What happened to your soft patch? DICK!”
-Chester, reffering to Brad shaving part of his goatee/beard.

“Who’s your favorite super hero? *pauses* Spongebob squarepants. I don’t know why - I just saw him in a super hero costume once.”

“Meep! meep!”

“There’s something about this song that says ‘hit’. maybe if we get Jay-z on it, it’ll be great..”

“See this? this is vomit 101″

“…fucking cock smoker”

“So I wake up the next day, with this big, bruising, sweltering spiderbite on my ass…”

“And now I just got on the wrong fucking freeway…oh dude, that’s awesome!”

“And this is how we warm up for a show…”

“What I enjoy most about being in the band is having the oportunity to create and perform music with amazing musicians who have also become closest of friends. I would like to thank all who support us and make all of this possible.”

“I always wanted to be a rockstar. It was my childhood dream. That’s what I told everybody I was going to be when I grew up!!”

“We know who we are, and we’re not going to change that!”

“We are not the “Greatful Dead” or “Pink Floyd”. We’re Linkin Park and we cut all the fat out. We don’t do guitar or drum solos.”

“I’m not a rapper, so I would be pretty bad at trying to rap in a band. Mike isn’t naturallly a singer, but the funny thing is he has a really good voice.”

“My favorite jellybean is the pink one with the flavor inside.”

“We’re pretty straight guys, we’re not boozers, we’re not fucked up with drugs.”

“Start with the cd collection. I’ve got Sheryl Crow right next to Outkast and between Alice in Chains… let’s put some sense into that one.”

“We have a real conecction with our fans and our fans are the best fans in the world”

“You can’t deny the people that put you were you are…”

“Brad has stinky feet! It smells like a skunk died in both his shoes! My shoes smell spiffy! Wanna sniff?”

“There was another time when Mike was really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty. Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was joe’s idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn’t mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it! Then we attacked him with air freshener”

“Scott Weiland is a God!”

Everyday when I get ready, I look in the mirror and say, over and over again, ‘Must become an action figure. Must become an action figure.”

“There’s nothing wrong with masturbation! Everyone does it and those who don’t admit that they do it, do it even more than the ones that do admit it!”

“The best thing I’ve ever done to my parents was learning how to use the toilet.”

“Mike and Brad made me in college in a chemestry class. They copied Frankensteins’s work and used pieces of dead people, which is why I have to wear this to hide the scar tissue.”

“Everybody thinks we’re a boy band! We’re SO boy band-ish, aren’t we? I think it’s because of my strikingly good looks”

“Tattoos are permanent and a lifelong commitment, the same as marraige. I figure if I’m gonna make a lifelong commitment with a person then I need to respect their boundaries. I’ve actually discussed every piece I’ve had done with my wife Sam, except the first because that was done before I met her. But at the same time I’m still my own person and I wanted to get the album cover done and I didn’t discuss that with her. She saw it and fell in love with it but she said ‘Don’t ever do that again!’ I’d definately recommend tattoos for everyone, but just respect yourself and respect the idea of what you’re doing to yourself.”

“Okay, so after you basically run away you find yourself alone… by yourself and then… in the end you’re trying to find a place for your head and you’ve forgotten”

“We’re just happy to be playing. Plus, there’s only room for one asshole in the band, and that’s me!”

“Down here we’ve got some pictures of the band. One of the first photo shoots. We were all trying to look really cool and unfortunately we didn’t succeed in that. We’ll move into the bar area. And this is where we have most of our fun, because it’s got all the booze.”

“Here we go to the bathroom. This is where I scratch my balls in the morning and this is where we get naked and try to clean ourselves. We like to have a nice little theraputic moment in our place. Lots of candles, lots of vibe. And, we have a beday, but we’ve never used it… because I’m afraid of it.”

“There’s this 13-year-old kid from Pittsburgh. He comes up to us and goes, ‘I’m talking you, dude, and when you reach the peak of your success, I’m going to kill you.’ Then, during the show, he’s down in the front telling Mike that he wants to ‘rape his soul!’ I think that’s cool, but he probably needs to chill out a bit.”

“It’s ridiculous to think that someone could hear lyrics to a song and take those lyrics to a level of violence. I think that if that person is going to act that way, they’re going to do that without the music. There is obviously something that happened to that kid in his life that affected him a lot deeper than our lyrics.”

“I’ve never been one of those kids that waits to hang out with the band - I’ve always been too afraid. There’s no way in hell I would ever walk up to somebody’s bus and ask for an autograph, no way would I ever do that. I would be afraid that one of the crew would come out and beat me up. The kids who have the balls to hang out, I’m going to make sure they have their stuff signed, because that takes guts.”

“We definitely draw from experiences when we write, but when you actually listen, I can be singing a line or a verse and people will assume that it’s me writing it and it could very well be Mike’s lyric.”

“People see us after a show and it’s like, ‘Wait a second - you’re supposed to be this scary guy, and you’re not-”

“I’m not a God-fearing Christain and certainly don’t preach to people about what they should or shouldn’t do. I definitely believe that there is somebody out there who put all this shit together. Something doesn’t come from nothing, and that’s a philosophical fact. I definitely think that I got a lot of strength from just believing in something, and it didn’t really matter what it was.”

“That was what my brother was listening to, it wasn’t my fault! My brother is like 13 years older than me. So when he was a teenager, bands like Loverboy, Foreigner and Rush were huge in the rock scene. That was his thing, so it influenced me.”

“I probably shouldn’t admit this but I own every Madonna record on the planet.”

“Mr.Hanky rules! Pooooooopoooo!”

“I don’t think you should ever be ashamed or afraid of who you are or anything that’s happened to you. Life is good man. You can either feel like the victim all the time or get off your ass and do what you want to do!”

Interviewer: what do you guys do for fun?
Chester: We make fun of Mike’s head

Chester: Oh man…I think I disconnected or something
Interviewer: What type of machine are you using?
Chester:: Its called a computer

Q: What’s your plans for Valentine’s Day?
Chester: Masturbation.

Chester: I’m fuckin’ partying man!
Rob: And you kept those on?
Chester: I was thinking of taking them off, but I didn’t want to make anyone uncomfortable

:::: NEW QUOTES ::::

“I’ve been on the beach for like the past week in my mankini. I highly recommend it for it’s offensiveness and the freedom from long shorts that lead to horrifying tan lines from the knees up.” - Chester

“All it looks like right now is a bruise. That’s because all its poison has seeped into my intestines and is trying to kill me! The poison was sucked in my body… and it effected all my uh, lymphnodes.”

“I have been commanded king of south korea. All bow down to me, thank you!”

“You hang out with Jay-z for a while, and look what happens!” *Points to brad’s braided hair*

“I’m billy from Nnebraska…WOOHOO!!!”

“Another tour, another trip to the emergency room”

“I’m outta here, this party sucks!” LPTV6 Exclusive

“Thats so fashion forward, soo Depeche Mode!” LPTV 11

“You grabbed my broken arm, man! The next time someone touches me, I’m going to hit that person,”

“Awww, but I wanted to play Lilith Fair, damn it!”

“We’re going to need the mini trampoline!”

“I do all my own stunts…much like Tom Cruise or Ashlee Simpson.”

“Did you see this one? it looks like merlin flew in and dropped it off…”

“When I first saw Metallica on a t-shirt, must have been when I was 8, I thought it was “Metal-Licka” … I was a stupid child”

“I have no soul. I’m an angry white guy.”

“What’s WRONG with you people…I’m ILL! You don’t wanna shake my HAND!”

“Hey, right there! *flips off*”

Jimmy Kimmel: “Didn’t you get bit by a spider?”
Chester: “I got bit in the ass by a spider, and I thought I had cancer”
Jimmy Kimmel: “Well, you don’t have cancer, you have super powers”
Chester: “Yeah, now I can fly and scale walls and save people from criminal acts”

“Now I have to apologize to this poor person…”

Crowd singing Crawling: “…so insecure….”
Chester: “THAT’S FUCKIN’ RIGHT”

Chester: “It’s been so fuckin’ cool to start this thing off here in Seattle. We haven’t been here for fuckin like, 5 years or something fuckin’ ridiculous like that. And it’s so fuckin’ nice to be here, the weathers beautiful here today. And man, every band kicks fucking ass! Uhhh, life does that get any fuckin’ better than this.”

“Peace, love and anarchy mofo’s!!”

“It’s quite comfortable as a matter of fact. I think I’m just gonna cruze around in my underwear more often”

“I think were gonna set some things on fire…yeah, I like- I like it when things go…boom.. . . Were gonna be blowing a lot of things up *happy grin*”

“I just blew a fucking booger on my microphone dude. trying to be all slick, I shot it right on my fucking microphone.”

“Celine Fucking Dione.What the fuck! What the fuck!”

“Feegaro, feegaro, feegarrooo. Lacidifigaro, lacidifigaro, lacidifigara, lacidifigARAAA!”

“Now what I’ve done is literally…something that I’ve done!”

“It’s kind of interesting because almost this entire time I’ve been here, I’ve been in my underwear. I thought it would be a little weird. But it..it’s uh..quite comfortable as a matter of fact.”

“I like to cook. I can make a steak with salt and pepper and it will be the best steak you’ve ever had in your life. I think the special ingredient is love.”

Interviewer: So you were only 9 yrs old when the first one (Live Aid) happened?
Chester: Yeah, I was a little guy.

“My philosophy is pass the joint to the left and don’t drink and drive”

“We’ll chew our legs off to satisy people who want to see us.”

Metal Edge: The mullet is making a comeback. Will we be seeing a red mullet on Chester Bennington at any point during OZZfest?
Chester: Personally, I hate them. I think it’s a disgusting haircut. I think parents who force their young boys to wear mullets should be institutionalized. There’s no reason to ever have a mullet…Unless you’re doing it just to be a dork.
Metal Edge: So would you ever do that?
Chester: Of course.

“Um, well, what’s funny about that shot is in particular, that shot was taken after the show. Um, my underwear were intact before the show, um, and unfortunately during the show my underwear was mutilated by a few fans. And after we filmed that segment about that spiderbite on my ass I, I took off my underwear and I put them to rest.”

Dark_Vortex: What is the most unusual present tha tyouv’e received from a fan?
Chester: A DVD of the Pussycat Dolls, live in Las Vegas.

Question: How often do you watch porn?
Chester: Every day. I just got a gift of American Cocksucking Championship on DVD from a radio station.

“We just want to be he honest and not hid any emotions with vulgarity.”

[A picture of Chester being held off a balcony is shown]
“This is during a rare tour party. Sonny and I thought it would be funny if he hung me off the balcony three foors up and get a rise out of everybody. I wish we ahd a picture of our tour and production manager’s faces when I was pretending to scream for my life. We spent the next 15 minutes calming everybody down. It was much more work than it was worth.”

Q: Before Minutes to Midnight, you hadn’t done a full tour in a couple of years. DId you find yourself not match-fit?
CB: I’m actually in better shape than I’ve ever been in my life. Me today would kick the s— out of me five years ago (laughs). And I think my voice is better, too.

“We even had some stuff that was considered by some of the other members in the band as it sounds like it could have been on The Little Mermaid soundtrack.”

“I’m so beautiful! Look at me! I’m so greasy …”

“This is gonna give the illusion that I’m falling from a great distance into my bed, and uh, crashing through my bed into the perverted, dreamlike place that Joe Hahn has put me into.”

“jk, lol, haha…that’s my little internet joke”

*sings* “The only way your gonna talk to me… is if you sign a non-disclosure agreement…. before you even gonna talk to me.. oh, oh yeeeeeeeeah”

“Today, kids, we rewrote a song…for over the 97th time! see that? *points to the beaver puppet don gilmore has in his hand* it’s his fault!!!”

“if you fear live, then you’ll never live”

“I’ve got a bottle of piss right here!!! whoo!!!”

“Hey, what band are you guys saving your energy for way the fuck back there???”

Interviewer: are you guys really big bowlers?
Chester: we can bowl an 85…on a good day

“I’ve been doing this since i was thirteen, my first gig was when i was thirteen years old and i’ve been lucky to meet up with the right guys and write the right music”

“I have four boys, i like to pin them down and fart on them as often as possible”

    WELCOME

      ... to chester-land.net your number one source for everything Chester Bennington. Always updated with the latest news on Linkin Park and Chester's projects such as his clothing line Ve'Cel and his new band Dead By Sunrise. The site counts with video and audio downloads and a large and growing image gallery. Thank you for your visit and constant support.

    CHESTER-TV

    FAMILY SITES




    ELITE SITES


    NETWORK

      GALLERY

      A large and growing image gallery with more than 25,000 photos. Probably the biggest gallery dedicated to Chester Bennington out there. Here you'll find every kind of picture of Chester, Linkin Park and Dead By Sunrise. Only for members so join us now

      PRESS ARCHIVE

      Here you will find a lists of articles and interviews of Chester and Linkin Park. Keep checking it back, since we'll be constantly adding new titles. We also accept donations from you, so check it out.

      MULTIMEDIA ARCHIVE

      Here you will find all kinds of videos and live audios of Chester for download. We also have interviews and other goodies. Feel free to download whatever you want and keep coming back for updates.

      FAN OF THE MONTH

      This is just a little recognition to the FANS. It doesn't prove who's a better fan or who's not, all fans are special and deserve a moment in the spotlight and we'll give that to you.

      GUEST BOOK

      This site wouldn't be anything without your constant feedback and comments. Here you can leave us a comment, tell us an story or whatever you feel like writing. We love reading your thoughts!.

      MESSAGE BOARD

      Here you can talk with other fans, know people, find stuff, post news and whatever you want!. Just go there to join and enjoy this great experience.

      TWITTER

      We all already know thanks to @ChesterBe what Twitter is about, if you want to know first than anybody else about the updates on this site, just follow us @chesterland

      FACEBOOK

      Another nice way for you to show your support for chester-land.net is joining our group on Facebook and invite all your friends to join us too. There you can share your pictures, videos and meet other fans, so what the hell are you waiting for? join us now!.

      CHESTERLAND CITIZENS

      This is the only fanlisting that gives you a personal ID that proves that you are a citizen of the coolest land ever... CHESTERLAND. You can join us by just sending us an e-mail. Look around and find out how you can become a Citizen of chester-land

      FAN FICTION ARCHIVE

      If you are either a writer or a reader, this is your place to be. Here you will find stories written by the fans (completely fictional) about Chester or Linkin Park. You can read their stories or send us your own.

    QUOTES

      "We’ll chew our legs off to satisy people who want to see us."
      "I do all my own stunts…much like Tom Cruise or Ashlee Simpson."
      “I have been commanded king of south korea. All bow down to me, thank you!”
      more

    UPDATES

    FAST LINKS

    TOP AFFILIATES